As Hurricane Donald Trump continues to ravage the United States, a new tropical storm has formed in the Atlantic Ocean.
Though Trump is expected to rage in the United States for more than three more years, his tropical storm counterpart is proving to be “low energy.”
The storm, which is about 485 miles east-southeast of Barbados and 595 miles east of Trinidad currently, features winds raging at 40 mph and is currently traveling west at 14 miles per hour.
NHC will be initiating advisories at 5 PM AST on Tropical Storm Don, located east of the Windward Islands.
— NHC Atlantic Ops (@NHC_Atlantic) July 17, 2017
The storm is expected to fizzle out within 72 hours and never become a hurricane. “SAD!”
Naturally, the internet is having a lot of fun with this one:
Tropical Storm Don will tell you how much damage it will do and then fizzle out and blame Hurricane Hillary.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) July 17, 2017
Tropical Storm Don not expected to become a hurricane, will dissipate within 72 hours. Low energy. Sad! pic.twitter.com/tNECFsdmFI
— Jon Passantino (@passantino) July 17, 2017
Tropical Storm Don is expected to be the first storm in US history to cause widespread damage in every state of the Union.
— In Related News (@InRelatedNews1) July 17, 2017
Tropical Storm Don. A lot of hot air, going around in circles. https://t.co/waH5NrcpjW
— Ana Navarro (@ananavarro) July 17, 2017
Newly formed Tropical Storm Don will produce tons of media leaks and major Tweet storms. Please hunker down immediately.
— Donald J. Trump (@AKADonaldTrump) July 17, 2017
Tropical Storm Don has formed over the Atlantic Ocean, and we're predicting it will be spending some time at a NJ golf club by this weekend.
— Brandon Besserer (@BrandonBesserer) July 17, 2017
Just like all other Trump products, Tropical Storm Don was not created in America. #MadeInAmericaWeek
— Chris Dmytriw (@chrisdmytriw1) July 17, 2017
Tropical Storm Don has formed and it's the biggest best tropical storm ever. I know it. You know it. They all know it. pic.twitter.com/FVxlnU5CHC
— Payton Malone (@paytoncmalone) July 17, 2017
"Tropical Storm Don" which will soon become "hurricane Hillary" cause you know he just can't leave her out of anything.
— Cori Simone (@CoriSimone27) July 17, 2017
Tropical Storm Don formed today with small bands, damaging, bigly wind. Development unlikely unless a Siberian trough intervenes.@absrdNEWS
— OnebAdHoMbrE (@HistoryDavid) July 17, 2017
Tropical Storm Don, though full of hot air, is extremely low energy & not expected to make Hurricane status. Blames Hurricane Hillary. Sad!
— Krown City King (@GavHull) July 17, 2017
Tropical Storm Don is going to be the biggest most beautiful tropical storm ever. Everyone says it's the best. Really tremendous.
— Mark Winslow (@WinstonUK) July 17, 2017
Tropical Storm Don suddenly diverts to Mar-A-Lago for a quick round of golf. Sad!
— Clayton Russell (@C1ayta1ity) July 17, 2017
— Spang (@CMontyBurnsIII) July 17, 2017
"Tropical storm Don poses no threat to Florida" yeah that's what they said in October
— disney trash (@jay_ebooks) July 17, 2017
"Tropical Storm Don" has lowest popularity rating of any previous tropical storm
— Geronimo Johnson (@peachesforjesus) July 17, 2017
Will Hurricane Trump also fizzle out soon? Not if Republicans can help it. But if they find an ounce of patriotism, perhaps they will do the right thing and make sure that he isn’t a threat to us anymore.